BUCKED UP Energy is blended with the devil you know -- 100mg in our Low Stim Formula (white can) -- as well as game-changers the other guys haven’t even heard of. Dynamine and TeaCrine to provide time-released, longer-lasting energy. Nootropics Alpha GPC and Huperzine-A to boost your brain. And of course, Beta-Alanine -- to tell your body it’s time to work. Or party. You decide.
The other guys are still stuck in the past. They make overhyped soda for the extreme athletes, the rockstars, the gym bros who like caffeine with their vodka, lambo lovers, and old guys who confuse misogyny with marketing.
We get it. We love most of those things too. But who said the rest of us don’t need energy?
- Dynamine (The Sharpshooter): Attacks tiredness with the accuracy of an adept sniper. In double-tap fashion, it targets neuro-activators then the central nervous system. Because of its expert marksmanship, Dynamine has no adverse effect on blood pressure, cardiovascular system, adrenals, or vasoconstriction.
- TeaCrine (The Overachiever): TeaCrine is the guy that can study for days, exercise for hours, and still out-drink you on the weekends. It kicks in right as caffeine’s peak ends. Then keeps going.
- Caffeine (The Shotgun): 100mg of the second most abused drug in the world. You know what it does; unloads shotgun rounds on your adenosine receptors -- neurotransmitters responsible for sleepiness.
- AlphaSize (The Whiz Kid): Clinically shown to increase mental sharpness, learning capacity, and memory. BUCKED UP Energy sends your energy levels into hyperdrive. You’ll need the brain boost just to keep up. Could add something about the strategist that gets the others out of trouble...
- East Meets West Formula (The Science Sage): Why choose between enlightenment and educated when you can achieve both? BUCKED UP Energy combines clinically studied stimulants with ancient homeopathic remedies. Enjoy the benefits of energy today. Build yourself a better tomorrow.
- Beta-Alanine (The “Tingling” aka Upgrade): Don’t panic. You’re not having an allergic reaction. That “tingling” is what upgraded reaction time feels like. It’s the signal that your body’s downloading the closest thing to superpowers humans are allowed to enjoy. Beta-Alanine boosts endurance, stamina, and has been shown to increase focus during stress.